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June 18, 2020
BREAKING: Supreme Court Blocks Trump's Plan to Nix DACA. Their Reasoning is Asinine
Remember how Republicans say we need to keep voting for them "Because judges"? Okay. Well this week hasn't been a great week for that particular talking point. Today the Supreme Court announced it wasn't going to allow Trump to trash Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals plan. Why? Basically because Trump didn't follow the right procedure to kill it with fire. Writing for the majority is Chief Justice John Roberts, who was appointed by Dubya, and who also helped bring us Obamacare. But you know, judges and stuff.
From The Hill:
"The dispute before the Court is not whether [Department of Homeland Security] may rescind DACA. All parties agree that it may. The dispute is instead primarily about the procedure the agency followed in doing so," Chief Justice John Roberts wrote for the majority.
Oh, the right paperwork wasn't filed properly? Someone forgot to put the coversheet on the TPS memo? And now we're stuck with DACA?
Never mind that DACA was a shitty program to begin with. As our favorite shekel hoarder and notorious tumbler merchant says:
Essentially, the SCOTUS decision says that an illegal amnesty program, DACA, need not go through any sort of admini… https://t.co/oZycwCiQAh— Ben Shapiro (@Ben Shapiro) 1592490680.0
Look, I understand the need for things to be done properly. But this is rather like a contractor telling you he can't rip out a poorly installed wood floor with his crowbar, he needs a different crowbar that's maybe a little shinier or something. It's real possible I stretched that metaphor, but you tell me this decision isn't incredibly stupid. Hey Facebook "independent" "fact" "checkers" that's just my opinion.
I don't want to hear any Republican, even the one sitting behind the Resolute Desk, harping on about how important it is we keep electing them "because judges."
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