I'm thinking of two words which rhyme with Frying Boar. It's been revealed that a boyfriend of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford witnessed Dr. Ford coaching someone on how to take a polygraph test. Which directly contradicts her sworn testimony. But wait, it's worse:

The former boyfriend, whose name was redacted, also said Ford neither mentioned Kavanaugh nor said she was a victim of sexual misconduct during the time they were dating from about 1992 to 1998. He said he saw Ford helping a woman he believed was her "life-long best friend" prepare for a potential polygraph test. He added that the woman had been interviewing for jobs with the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office.

Look it, a screen capture from that letter:

He also claimed Ford never voiced any fear of flying (even while aboard a propeller plane) and seemingly had no problem living in a small apartment with one door -- apparently contradicting her claims that she could not testify promptly in D.C. due to a fear of flying, as well as her suggestion that her memories of Kavanuagh's alleged assault prompted her to feel unsafe living anywhere without a second front door.

If the boyfriend is telling the truth, and we must believe all accusations (those are the rules) then Dr. Christine Blasey Ford LIED to the Senate Judiciary Committee. L-I-E-D LIED! Under oath. That's perjury, y'all.

Remember when Rachel Mitchell specifically asked Dr. Ford if she'd ever been coached on polygraphs? Here:

Oh boy.

Now Senator Grassley, who always seemed a little on the cranky side to start with, is after Ford and her slimy attorneys for all the evidence. ALL OF IT.

Sorry for the all caps, you guys. BUT HOT DAMN.

So somebody is telling a fib. Methinks it's Christine Blasey Ford. Get your ice packs ready, Christine. It's about to get TOASTY UP IN HERE.

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