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March 27, 2019
Black Comedian Randall Otis Creates ASMR Video for White Liberals. It's Hysterical.
I dare you not to laugh as you watch this video. Randall Otis is a writer and comedian, and heretofore has a small Twitter following. Change that. Watch this ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video for white liberals and tell me this is not the best thing you've seen today.
ASMR for white liberals https://t.co/ekSwe1rgaD— Randall Otis (@Randall Otis) 1553705456.0
"It's me... a real black guy! You're one of the good ones. Everyone is sayin git. All the black people at your job love you."
The black hair sound effect. I can barely even after that.
Also, as I was scrolling Randall's feed, these tweets raped my giggle bone:
I’m getting tired of people sexualizing sex. Sex 👏🏾 can 👏🏾 be 👏🏾 platonic 👏🏾— Randall Otis (@Randall Otis) 1553544122.0
Beto’s campaign will answer once and for all: Can you win a presidency based off hive-fives alone?— Randall Otis (@Randall Otis) 1553012548.0
There's probably nothing more intolerable than the white liberal who thinks ze/he/she's better than everyone else simply for being a liberal who's feeling guilty for being white. The woke white liberal often acts outraged over racism, sexism, bigotry or homophobia on behalf of those alleged victims of racism, sexism, bigotry or homophobia despite those "victims" not personally experiencing racism, sexism, bigotry or homophobia. Because you see, the white woke liberal knows better than everyone else simply because they're a white woke liberal.
Hence Randall Otis helping the White Liberal every night before bed, confirming how wonderful they are simply for being a White Liberal.
For more on the insufferably of white liberals:
- Terry Crews has a Message Woke Leftists Will Hate
- Tracy Ullman Host a Hilarious Woke Support Group
- Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen On the Problems with 'Woke' People
Thanks, Randall. You have a new fan.