My favorite leftist talking point is how terrible America actually is… so we should totally allow entry to every and all migrants, asylum seekers, and poor innocent children who may have been dragged here by sex traffickers. Right on schedule, Amnesty International dropped this little number, issuing a warning to all those stupids hoping to travel to Estados Unidos. According to Amnesty International, America’s “gun violence” problem now amounts to a human rights case. Oh noes! Not thinking through to the next round of how people would respond, Amnesty International likely thought they were being both clever and virtuous with this nugget. When really, everyone had a variation of the exact same response. It’s the same response you’re itching to peck out in the comments section. Brace yourself for obvious border commentary:
Amnesty International today issued a travel warning calling for travelers and visitors to the United States to exercise extreme caution due to rampant gun violence, which has become so prevalent in the US that it amounts to a human rights crisis. https://t.co/bsVsiBOO5K pic.twitter.com/CVWEyVzR3c
— Amnesty International (@amnestyusa) August 7, 2019
EVERYONE: IN AMERICA, BULLETS FLY FREELY LIKE CONDOMS AT A GAY ORGY. THERE’S A GUN AROUND EVERY DAMN CORNER, JUST WAITING TO KILL YOUR BABIES. YOU MAY THINK YOU’RE SAFE WHEN YOU’RE OUT SNIFFING GARLIC, BUT OH NO. AMERICA IS LIKE THAT OPENING SCENE IN ‘TERMINATOR’ SKULLS AND BODIES EVERYWHERE. ENTER THIS SHITTY COUNTRY AT YOUR OWN RISK, BUT DON’T ENTER IT. YOU MIGHT BLOODY DIE FROM THE BOOM BOOMS!!!! AHHHHHHHH!
Likely you thought the exact same thing as everyone else who saw this tweet. If America is such a sinking hole of suck, littered with brass casings, then maybe we should warn people who think this place is the promised land of milk and honey I need another welfare check, por favor.
Now translate this to Spanish and place it every 20 feet along the Southern border.
— Assault Clip (@assaultclip) August 7, 2019
Can I get an “amen”? Maybe we don’t need a wall. Maybe we need Amnesty International to trot over to Dunder Mifflin and make themselves some signs.
Your warning is a complete crock of leftist propaganda. Reported crimes with guns are DOWN in he U.S. and you damned well know it. You’re now exposed as a cabal of left-wing hacks.
— Neal Boortz (@Talkmaster) August 7, 2019
Shut up, Neal. We have got to spread this message to all those welfare-teet-suckers hoping to score off our generosity. What better way than to suggest people who travel here have a better chance getting grazed by a flying bullet than getting a fat payout? Be cool.
Yes, and in fact – every immigrant seeking life in America, should turn around right now and go back home. America is too dangerous for you. Seeking legal asylum? Go back home, it's too dangerous here in America. #AmnestyInternational
— Middle American (@MiddleAmericaMe) August 7, 2019
All of America is a war zone. In America, the cakes are gay, the men be privileged, and the caps be popping up in people’s asses. STAY AWAY!
We need Trump to print out this tweet and give it to the Mexican President, rapido.