Tis Christmas. I hope all of you have had a day full of joy and merriment, with an abundance of good food and spectacular presents. Well, I have good news. I come bearing another gift for you, courtesy of our favorite lefty ninnymuggins, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Rep. Okeechobee-Census has given us the Christmas gift of yet another gaffe. She sent out a tweet today wherein she claims Big Jeezy was born a refugee. Yes, really:
Anyone who’s familiar with the Christmas story knows this is a big ol’ steaming pile of bullhickey. As such, the people of the Twittersphere aren’t about to let this one slide. They’re attacking Cortez from every angle.
You might be confused. "And everyone went to his own town to register. So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David."
— Jeff Cassels (@jeffcassels) December 26, 2018
How nice of this gent to share some scripture with Alex. We already know she’s lacking in knowledge of economics, civics, and history. Now, she can add Biblical illiteracy to her long list of intellectual deficiencies.
Your already a seasoned politician!! Never skip a moment to politicize anything!!
— Brian Albers (@albersbrian4) December 26, 2018
This guy’s also correct. Lefties can’t seem to go a single day away without disseminating douchetastic tweets with no basis in fact. Cortez incorrectly using Jesus to promote illegal immigration will certainly make her leftist overlords proud.
Alexandria, you are a gift from God. A gift for the GOP I mean. I encourage you to never stop talking or tweeting during your term!
— frank rokket (@frankrokala) December 26, 2018
Let’s be real here. Cortez’s erroneous claims aren’t going to be winning anyone over to her cause anytime soon. She’s only succeeding at providing us with chuckles. Also providing evidence to our claims of her qualifications ranking just above a rake in a suit. Her tweets seem to exist solely for our entertainment, so we’re not complaining.
If you these airhead claims are good, just think of how great things will be in the coming weeks, when Arabella Orkin-Clorox takes the throne atop her “chamber” of government. Blessing us every day with her “intellectual” musings. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait.