WATCH: Two Liberal Hippy Freaks Tell Women to Stop Having Babies
The following video is so bizarre you may have strange dreams after watching it. That's true. Two liberal hippy women who were born under three full moons of menses and one sun of what the f*ck, are telling all women not to have babies, because we have "too many."
I'm not sure what's going on with the chick on the left. She's been dubbed "that's true" in Alex Griswold's Twitter thread, which is full of gifs you really need to see. But the only thing true about her is her detachment from reality. There's some debate as to what it is That's True is doing in the video. Solid bets going she's high. On what, we're not sure. Probably she ground a fine powder of rosemary petals with heroin, then added tears of unborn baby yaks. She then set the paste onto a spoon and lit it up like a soy candle and inhaled. I don't think she shared any. So much for socialism. Related: New Feminist Cause: Smearing Period Blood on Your Face to Combat Period Shame.
For those playing the home game, these two women are soon to become the spokespeople for liberalism. I want to see them join forces with Beto O'Rourke, who thinks consuming dirt will help him regenerate. I'm not making that up. That's true.
Anyway, if we don't make the above video go viral, I might just quit this entire business. That's true. If you care at all, you will play this video to everyone you see. You have to. It's too strange to slip into obscurity. The planet needs these women to continue representing the left. Even when the left tries hiding them under a bushel of sage and sadness. That's true.
If you want to learn more about these ladies, I suggest going over to Griswold's tweet stream. I'm comfortable sharing their WTF. I'm not sure I'm comfortable personally sharing their information. You may say I'm doing the same by pointing you to Griswold and you can just find out for yourself. I'd say that's true.
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