We break today's monotony of news you don't care about on what may be a three day weekend (if you're a lucky bastard or bastardette who works for the government or the banking system) to bring you this newsflash: Hollywood is still full of insane people who express their rage by holding the Shift key while hate-pecking letters. Enter Adam McKay (Anchorman, Talladega Nights). Adam's Twitter bio is hashtag virtue panic: Movies: Vice, The Big Short, Step Brothers etc, global warming, NBA, global warming, other stuff like Succession on HBO, global warming.

He said "global warming" three times so you know he cares. While giving you the option to disinvite him from a party. McKay has his eco-friendly diapers in a twist over media not reporting enough on the impending demise of Earth. When he should be worrying about culturally appropriating Harry Potter's eyewear.

I totally agree. I also totally agree expressing oneself in All Caps is something Harry Potter would do, and has done, as seen in Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix Will Rise and Scorch This Here Earth Unless Media Reports MOAR!

I'd like to enter into evidence the above tweet when the left accuses the right of employing scare tactics. Adam McKay the "Ghost Panther" thinks news media should All Caps predict the veritable extinction of mankind. Because you aren't using a reusable tote. Because you chose to drive a Honda when you could've gone full douche and gotten a Prius. All thanks to Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore's penchant for running air conditioning in multiple mansions, yachts and private jets.

Incidentally, how is Hollywood transporting its film crews to locations? How is Warner Brothers cooling its studios? What do you say to a drunken sailor? Actually, NY Times, Solar Power is Super INEFFICIENT Compared to Fossil Fuels… and NASA Now Says Burning Fossil Fuels… COOLS the Planet?!).

But okay, we get it. Adam's heart beats for polar bears. Of which there are more than we need or want. McKay wants everyone to know, especially a studio looking to hire, that HE CARES ABOUT THE PLANET, DAMNIT.

May the odds be ever in your favor, Adam.

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