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Ted Cruz Mocks Beto O'Rourke Ads in One Perfect Tweet
Beto O'Rourke has some enthusiastic fans. I'll give him that. But just because you can film your enthusiasm, doesn't mean you should first script it, choreograph it, and blast it all across the internet. But to whomever thought the flash mob and 50s dance number was a swell idea, I tip my hat. I haven't seen anything so wonderfully awful since sucking a giant spider into a vacuum. Here to agree is Ted Cruz, who made Texas a solemn promise:
If the People of Texas re-elect me to the Senate, I give you my solemn word I will NEVER produce cringe-worthy musi… https://t.co/nntBxuPCDT— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1540333850.0
Some of you may be too young to remember, but back when John Kerry was running for president against George W. Bush, Mrs. Kerry was out making news by acting like an insane asylum escapee. George W pounced on the trend and said at a rally "Elect me, and Laura Bush will continue being your first lady." It worked. We all got the joke to Mrs. John Kerry Looney Tunes.
When your opponent goes firey nuts, don't be afraid to throw a little gasoline on the flame.