Folks, today marks the start of our 9th annual Cultural Appropriation month celebration. We all know appropriation is appreciation and today we are appreciating Iran! In the news, young Iranians are protesting their nation’s strict religious laws through a phenomenon called “turban knocking,” space lesbian witches are somehow getting pregnant and destroying Star Wars, a string of attacks on American fast food restaurants in Iran has got us wondering who could be responsible, after the shocking helicopter crash death of Iran’s President, Ibrahim Raisi, Iran will hold a free and fair election to replace him, we’re going to be straddling the borderline today, so buckle up and come to Rumble and Mug Club if you want to the show today because YouTube definitely ain’t okay with what’s happening today!

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NASHVILLE UPDATE:

• Matt Walsh releases Nashville Manifesto pages

AYATOLLAH TWEETS

• "Dear university students in the United States of America..."
• "My advice to you is to become familiar with the Quran"
• "That guy has tweeted that we see Iran responsible for the events in Baghdad..."

SPACE LESBIAN WITCHES MAKE CHILD - KILL STAR WARS

• Lesbian space witches are now an official, important part of Star Wars canon, thanks to The Acolyte
• Rotten Tomatoes Star Wars: The Acolyte
• Leslye Headland Hopes the Force Is With ‘The Acolyte’
• The Real Reason For Disney's $11 Billion Streaming Losses
• The Four Flops Of 2023 That Cost Disney $1 Billion

IED’S FOR KFC’S: IRAN BEHIND FAST FOOD ATTACKS?

• At least 12 arrested in Baghdad after riot at KFC over Israel-Hamas war
• Iraq sees lull in American restaurant attacks after apparent Iranian-backed assailants arrested

MEET IRAN’S CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT

• What to know about the approved candidates in Iran's presidential election
• "President Raisi's management style was a special style..."
• Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, known for brutal crackdowns against political opposition, dies at 63
• Hardliners dominate Iran presidential candidates
• Saeed Jalili
• Iranian general who ordered live gunfire on students enters presidential election
• Who is Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf, Iran's latest presidential hopeful?
• Pour-Mohammadi and the 1988 Prison Massacres