I don't have to tell you about lefties' obsession with identity politics. To a "progressive," the content of your character means nothing, only the boxes you check. God help you if you're a melanin-deficient bro who's content with having a dangle.

This hilarious video from "We the Internet" illustrates that very thing. Enjoy:

Patient: I just feel really alone and I don't have anyone to talk to.

SJW Therapist: ...but you're white.

Patient: What does that have to do with it?

SJW Therapist: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were gay.

Patient: I'm not.

SJW Therapist: But you identify as a different gender?

Patient: No.

SJW Therapist: So, you're a straight, white cis-male who feels alone?

Patient: Yeah.

SJW Therapist: How could you ever feel alone? Or unhappy?

Patient: That's what I'm here to talk about.

SJW Therapist: Do you recognize the kinds of problems people who aren't straight, white cis-males have?

Nailed it.

It wouldn't surprise me if this was a recording from a real therapy session. Mainstream leftism insists pale guys who have peens and like ladyfolk couldn't possibly have real problems. After all, we live in a patriarchal, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, white supremacist society.

To a lefty, your value in life is determined by the amount of melanin you have and the peeps with whom you like to knock boots. If you don't meet their rigorous diversity standards, you're on your own.

The crazy thing is this parody isn't far off from real life. This might be taken to the extreme, but lefty social justice types really do believe a straight white guy is a lesser than. Fast forward another five years and it wouldn't surprise me if their crazy reaches these levels.

While we're on the subject:

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