A cartoon sponge living in a piece of fruit, with a mentally-challenged best friend, gets more attention than CNN (see CNN’s Ratings Nosedive After Being Confirmed As Fake News and CNN Producer on Chris Cuomo: I Just Can’t Stand That Guy). A sting for which CNN is still applying posterior ointment.

To add insult to sh!t ratings, Sebastian Gorka, a military and intelligence analyst, slapped CNN's Alyson Camerota about CNN's embarrassing ratings. Right to her pompous face. Be prepared for gut-based giggles.

The responses were appropriate:

Look it, news about Trump Jr. and the Russians today has been crazy chaos. Running the gamut from "Hmmm, this could be problematic for Team Trump" on the right, all the way to "OMG, THIS IS LITERALLY TREASON!!!" from the left. Stay off Twitter if you can.

For me personally, I'm waiting to see what happens when the dust settles on this Trump Jr. is a Russian Pimp scandal before I weigh in the OMG TREASON hysteria swamp. Other than calling the left hysterical. But I do that every day, so it's kewl.

In the meantime, CNN's ratings still rank lower than reruns of I Dream of Jeanie. They rank lower than her midriff parachute pants, too. The dust on CNN has settled on the unvisited statue of the once lauded network. No, you're not a bad person if such facts leave you feeling warm and tingly inside.

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