Proud of yourselves, people of Michigan? In a now-deleted tweet, Rashida Tlaib blamed the Jersey City killings, which left 4 people dead, on *drumroll please* white supremacy. Except, and details matter, shooters with ties to the Black Hebrew Israelites killed those 4 people. When I say black I mean they're not white. If anything, they're dark white. That is, if you're starting with the color white, you need to darken it. A good few shades.

Naturally, I was worried for the state of the internet, fearing Google was somehow broken. So I dashed to a computer device and pecked out "Jersey City" into one of those search bar things, and wouldn't you know it, articles popped up. Funnier still, many of those articles said right in the first few paragraphs who was responsible for killing three people in Jersey City. None of the articles I checked said "THE WHITEZ!!!!"

From NBC News:

The two people who stormed a kosher grocery store in Jersey City with rifles, killing three people inside and also murdering a veteran detective, have been identified as David Anderson and Francine Graham, four law enforcement sources familiar with the case tell News 4.

Three sources say Anderson was a one-time follower of the Black Hebrew Israelite movement, a group whose members believe they are descendants of the ancient Israelites and may adhere to both Christian and Judaic beliefs.

The Southern Poverty Law Center has labeled the Hebrew Israelites a black supremacist group. Some sects within the movement are known for their fierce condemnations of white and Jewish people.

Well blow me down. Not only were the shooters dark white, at least one of them was once a member of a group known for hating people who were just white-white as opposed to dark white.

Riddle me this, Rashida. How is white supremacy like black supremacy? Because if we're just going on the color spectrum, they're on opposite sides. Please, color in the lines for me.

But so quick is Rashida to nail a narrative, she couldn't bother running a fact check herself or delegating a fact check to some intern for her. Nope, she cracked her manicured fingers and couldn't wait to shitpost about how much those whites are just shooting up the jooos. A rich tale considering Rashida's spotty history of hating the jooos. Check out PROOF: Rashida Tlaib Supports Terrorism.

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