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ArticlesNovember 08, 2025
Michelle Obama Cries Victim Again, This Time For Having *Checks Notes* A Glam Team?!
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Michelle Obama complains about having “no choice” but to have a “glam team” everyday as First Lady to save time.
“There’s absolutely no way that I would be able to do my hair and makeup and have clothes ready that fit.”
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— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) November 7, 2025
How is this not satire?
According to Michelle Obama, she had zero input on whether or not she would have a glam team. And while this may feel like a “luxury” to many, it was anything but for her. To her, being forced into that role made her feel like another victim, as she didn’t have the choice to present herself as “off the rack.”
There are a lot of people in this world dealing with real problems. Her complaining about something like this goes far beyond first-world issues. Do you realize how well-off someone has to be to call themselves a victim just for having a glam team?
It’s not that she didn’t have a glam team—the problem was that she actually did. You really cannot make this up.
Just think about this. She’s complaining because she didn’t have the “choice” to look average. Did she really expect people to feel sorry for her?
This isn’t even the worst thing she’s ever said. This woman can come up with 50 different ways to paint herself as a victim. And they are all superficial, at best.
Michelle Obama on how difficult life is as a "woman of color facing standard hair" pic.twitter.com/GgftDE8Hxc
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 29, 2025
Yes, she says nonsense like this despite living in a house like that.
Now that Michelle Obama has finished lecturing America about evil, rich white people at the DNC It's back to her $20 million dollar mansion in the lily-white Hamptons
Michelle has a net worth of $70 million, lives in a mansion in Martha's Vineyard, received $750K for 1-hr speech,… pic.twitter.com/EeEyhZwNFP
— SlavicFreeSpirit (@SlavFreeSpirit) August 21, 2024
The lengths these people will go to remain relevant are beyond reason and ultimately unfortunate for them. All of these efforts amount to nothing more than a personal problem. Maybe one day they will realize that, but it’s doubtful, considering how much self-awareness they lack. But then, what else is new?
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