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If prosecco and SSRIs had a baby, it would look like a lot of Democrat congresswomen. And it's not like congressional hearings provide any value other than that sweet content. But when we're at a point where democrat officals do nothing but read from the notes their millennial staffers copied off of BlueSky so they can make a TikTok video, that's politics during Trump v 2.0. God bless Marco Rubio. He has the patience to be the man in the arena, while lacking any f*cks to give.

I don't even know what the topic of the hearing was. Sure, I could look it up, but it's not as if it matters. Rubio is the Secretary of State, so I'm assuming it was supposed to be about Iran at one point. Instead, you get this, where "if you're not there for my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" had a face, it would look like Rep. Sara Jacobs. She brought up the 2020 election... and Marco Rubio's shoes.

If you're confused by this, imagine what was going through the Secretary of State's mind.

He was equally confused with Rep. Madeleine Dean. Rubio was of the belief that, at a hearing, members of Congress would ask questions and he would answer those questions. Dean read off the list of questions her staffers had written for her, only looking up to say she didn't want an answer.

Where have I seen this before?

Then there's Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove. Which, ok, I know we said AWFL in the headline, and she isn't "W." But storming out in a snit to get the last word in is SUCH a W move.

In fairness to the women, Democrat congressmen are just as shrill. But all the examples I saw were during Secretary of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin's hearing, and I wanted to focus on Marco Rubio in his post. Though still giving a shout-out to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Culture war politics aside, the GOP has the sassiest gays.

Rubio left the hearing to relax with 90s hip-hop. All while journalismers rush to their keyboards to write about how Rubio's hip-hop references are all dated. Politics is silly.

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