Jimmy Fallon made the mistake of ordering every single voter in America to vote for Trump. Should they flout his decree, every puppy born from November 2016 on would die once reaching 7 weeks of maturity. After which their snuggly bodies would be used to fuel Trump's airplanes. Their fluffy fur to be used as Melania's throat muffler. Their breath bottled for Ivanka's perfume.

Only joking. Fallon just had then-candidate Donald Trump on his show. A mistake for which he is still atoning for coming up on *checks calendar* two years later.

From Page Six:

But in the podcast, Fallon reveals the backstage fallout to the criticism that he had been too soft on Trump. “It’s tough for morale,” he said. “You go, ‘All right, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy? I’m depressed. Do you want to push me more? What do you want me to do? You want me to kill myself? What would make you happy? Get over it.’”

He said he works hard and is one of the “good people,” but faced a “gang mentality” online. “People just jump on the train, and some people don’t even want to hear anything else. They’re like, ‘No, you did that!’ You go, ‘Well, just calm down and just look at the whole thing and actually see my body of work.’”

Jimmy Fallon ruffled Donald Trump's coif. Disproving all the online and offline conspiracies Trump's hair was so bad because it was a foppish toupee. Fallon showed it wasn't. In tussling Donald's do, Trump was shown to be human after all. Not a deranged wacko bird intent on enslaving the world's cuddly animals in gladiatorial matches.

Trump won the election. Hillary lost. We've been over this for *checks calendar for a second time* coming up on two years. Hillary lost because she sucks. Present tense. Simplistic terms used purposefully. Americans don't like her. She ran a crappy campaign. She was ridden with scandal. Married to an alleged rapist, for whom she allegedly ran cover when he was allegedly raping them. This shouldn't be hard.

Regardless of the degree to which Madam Cankles was despised, the media elite looked for scapegoats. Besides the candidate who lost to a reality television star with funky hair. The mob descended on Fallon and continues to hex him for daring to treat Trump with anything other than intolerant rage.

The left, while they claim the mantle of good feelings, caring, compassion, inclusivity, and every other fluff word which should be scrapped from our modern language, are actually insufferable trolls who bully anyone who dares disobey their every whim. Repeatedly. Based on their ongoing attacks on Fallon, to infinity and beyond. There is no pleasing them. There's no satisfying them.

So never apologize. Ever.

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