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Emma Stone Compares Trump Beating Hillary to...The Wage Gap?!
Emma Stone is beautiful, talented, and funny. The ever-rare triple threat. You could say she's one of the most
bearable likable people in Hollywood. Which really isn't saying a lot when you think about it (see Johnny Depp Sheds Last Bit Of Sanity. Talks About Actors Assassinating Trump…). Like anyone else, Emma is not without her flaws. Just have a look at this phlegm wad of a thought Emma hacked up:
Emma Stone believes that the gender wage gap is about as ridiculous in Hollywood as Donald Trump being elected president over Hillary Clinton.
The Academy Award-winning actress, who is starring as the legendary tennis player Billie Jean King in “The Battle of the Sexes,” says filming the upcoming movie caused her to think about the wage gap and how Trump was able to beat Clinton.
“We began shooting in the spring of 2016, when there was still a lot of hope in the air, and it was very interesting to see this guy — this narcissistic, self-focused, constantly-stirring-the-pot kind of guy — against this incredible, qualified woman, and at the same time be playing Billie Jean, with Steve [Carell] playing Bobby Riggs … those parallels make sense to me — the equal-pay issue makes a lot of sense to me. At our best right now we’re making 80 cents to the dollar,” she said.
Oh dear beautiful, sweet Emma. Don't do this to yourself. This road only leads to you being past your prime, your sanity, and reciting feminist slam poetry whilst wearing a pussy hat. It's not a pretty sight.
Nothing Emma said made any sense. Firstly, Hillary was no underdog. She had the mainstream media, the Obama administration, and Satan's ministrations in her corner. She had establishment written all over her over-priced Armani coats. She also resorted to all manner of crookedness to achieve her ends. Keeping her pantsuited rear-end out of jail.
Even with all of Hill-dawg's rigging of the game, she couldn't beat the orange guy with the big mouth and zero experience. That speaks volumes.
Hillary being "incredible" and "qualified" is just as non-factual as the pay gap. The idea that women make 77-cents to a man's dollar has been debunked over and over again. By now, that idea has about as much credibility as a bigfoot-riding-a-unicorn sighting. Experience, box office draw potential, and the types of movies a starlet selects have more bearing on her pay than her femininity. So we're clear.
Every time celebs recite mental diarrhea like this, we like them a little less. They can sulk in their multi-million dollar summer estates all they want as they lament Cackling Cankle's crash. The rest of us are relieved Hillary is far away from the White House.
Some advice for Emma Stone: Stick to the acting, sweetie. You're actually pretty good at it, compared to your peers. Leave the leftist bull-caca alone. No good is going come out of it.
Speaking of that...