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July 19, 2022
Actress Accuses Arnold Schwarzenegger of Deliberately Farting in Her Face: 'I Haven’t Forgiven Him'
A former costar of Arnold Schwarzenegger is accusing the actor of deliberately farting in her face. She made it a point to say "deliberately" to delineate from all the times Schwarzenegger may have accidentally farted in someone's face. Or all the times someone accidentally farted in the actress' face. This boof was an intentional act of malice.
Miriam Margolyes worked with the Governator in the 1999 movie End of Days. She tells something called the “I’ve Got News For You” podcast that Arnold was quite rude the entire time. To illustrate how nasty the actor was, Miriam shared a story of when Arnold made her eat one of his air biscuits.
End of Days told the story of police officer Jericho Cane. Cane one day finds himself embroiled in a Holy war, and must protect a woman who is chosen by evil forces to be Satan's baby mama and conceive the antichrist. Miriam played Satan's sister and got to hear Arnold's anal acoustics up close.
“He was killing me, so he had me in a position where I couldn’t escape and lying on the floor. And he just farted."
The worst indignity is that the alleged butt trumpet didn't even go off while they were shooting a scene. It was during "one of the pauses." So, she doesn't even get a copy of her receiving a face full of the Terminator's trouser cough for posterity.
Margolyes insists this was done deliberately and has never forgiven Arnold for it. After all, she farts. But she doesn't fart in people's faces. But what can you say? Schwarzenegger does two movies with Danny DeVito and all couth goes out the window.
The former governor of California was not asked to respond to the allegations. If he did respond, it would be something between "What's a Miriam Margolyes" and "Pull my finger." Then he'd get up and run around, crop-dusting everyone around the dining room table. It's why son-in-law Chris Pratt loves coming over for Taco Tuesday. Pratt loves himself some flatulence humor.
To recap, an actress has accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of blowing ass in her face in an intentional and disrespectful way. Film at eleven.
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