Alex Jones loves us and wants us to be happy. That's why he is turning himself into a video game. NWO Wars allows you to save the world from the evil globalists’ plot to turn everyone into bug-eating pod-dwelling libtards!

Think of all the culture wars we battle during the day against evil forces, whether it be the Biden regime, Big Tech, or the corrupt media. Now think of Contra from the old Nintendo 8-bit. You know what that means...

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, and THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY!

One of the biggest battles we at Louder with Crowder, the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, and the Mug Club Network have is against Big Tech. Since the day after Trump's election, the Left decided it was because Big Tech was allowing too many people to share an opinion they disagreed with. It's been one conflict after another. No one knows this better than Alex, the most canceled man in history.

In NWO Wars, you can fight back... against a familiar-looking lizard.

The clear highlight in the game is Alex traveling to Jeffery Epstein's Island (aka Pedo Island) to do battle with Bill Clinton. I don't think this is a final boss battle. Hillary would be the boss. Her fatality is her opponents find themselves suicided, and she had nothing to do with it.

Not sure who this is supposed to be, but I would, and you know you would too.

Here's Alex Jones with more.

You can download the game at AlexJonesGame.com. Just please, whatever you do, you need to remember... this game is mostly peaceful.

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