Of all the sucky late night hosts, Jimmy Fallon sucks the least. In that he actually has moments of brilliance without being a DNC parrot. I’m not saying he’s perfect! I’m just saying the video below of him mocking Beto O’Rourke’s presidential announcement video raises his stock a few points.
I have to admit, when I saw the first ad of Beto, I wasn’t sure where to go with it besides requesting a .gif:
It would be terrible, just terrible, if someone added special effects to his hand gestures. Like, I dunno, fruit being split. Sparks flying. 1950s style Batman POWs and BANGs.
Just ideas. https://t.co/GvZBVc8Fyk
— Courtney Kirchoff (@Courtneyscoffs) March 14, 2019
A .gif I’m still waiting on. Get on it, internet. Mommy isn’t patient.
What Fallon did was much better. Beto has no real accomplishments. Other than calorie burn while speaking. That and his inability to drive while drunk and somehow make a career in politics. Oh what am I saying? He’s running as a Democrat. You can run your car off a bridge and leave a woman to drown and still have a successful, lifelong career. As a Democrat. See: The New Chappaquiddick Trailer is Critical of Ted Kennedy?
Expect more mocking of Beto to come. He’s an easy target and should be mocked mercilessly and often. Welcome to national politics, loser.