Today’s case of “You’re doing it wrong” comes to us from an angry feminist who protested alleged serial rapist, Bill Cosby, by unleashing the full power of her bouncy bazooms. No bras were burned in the filming of this video:
A topless protester was arrested after she shed her shirt and darted in front of Bill Cosby outside his sexual assault trial Monday.
The woman was tackled to the ground and into some bushes lining the sidewalk by a group of police officers almost immediately after she ran past the comedian in front of the Norristown, Pa. courtroom.
She had “Cosby Rapis” (sic), “Women’s Lives Matter” and the names of numerous Cosby accusers written across her body in red and black paint.
In other news, vegan protesters threw fully cooked bacon at meat-eaters. March for Our Lives anti-gun protesters under-hand tossed fully loaded P-Mags at Second Amendment advocates. And finally, Donald Trump is protesting the #Resistance drones by resigning from office.
If someone wants to get word to this woman’s friends — if she has any — I would like to protest America’s dependance on chocolate and coffee. So if someone could throw bags of 100% Kona coffee my way, you know, as a “protest” I’ll be sure to get you on tape for the internet. Double points if the same protesters pelt me with chocolate covered macadamia nuts. That would be the worst. I’m already popping a Xanax just thinking about the trauma I’d surely endure. Surely.
A woman is a danger to society and herself if her first inclination to protest an alleged rapist is “getting naked.” She lacks the minimum intelligence required to operate machinery. Including the hole in her own face. She likely should limit her footwear to shoes equipped with velcro straps. One labeled “L” one with “R.” Even then, the letters might confuse her.
That said, she probably votes. Yay.