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God knows there are more important stories coming out of Minnesota, especially around the Mogadishu-St. Paul area. And we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website were happy to let Tampon Tim Walz enjoy retirement, let alone not even remember that he was ever a thing. But his daughter Hope Walz, the one who tries too hard to be AWFL on TikTok, shared a photo of her running a marathon that's gone viral...because our dude pissed his pants.

Or, I should say, "appeared" to piss his pants. The internet is claiming he pissed his pants. Many people are saying he pissed his pants.

"Independent" "fact" "checkers," after the initial media headlines of Republicans seizing on Tampon Tim pissing his pants, will claim it's just a sweat stain. Because Walz will claim it's a sweat stain, and that's all the checking that fact- checkers do when it's a democrat.

Maybe it's true. Maybe the sweat stain - the only part of his clothes that are sweat stained - formed in the crotchel region in the exact shape that it would look like if an elderly man or a three-year-old boy peed their pants.

Or, maybe he did, in fact, pee his pants and took pride in it as a symbol of how hard of a competitor he is.

Either way...did his daughter not look at the photo before posting? She is on TikTok all the time. It's not like she doesn't know how the internet works.

Are there more important stories coming out of the Mogadisgu-St. Paul area? Sure. Like Somali gangs, after being allowed to migrate here and send our tax dollars back to Somalia, taking a break from their luxury apartments and cars to shoot the place up.

We don't choose the content. The content chooses us.

A politician's daughter posted a picture of her elderly dad looking like he had pee pants. The clicks don't bait themselves.

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