It’s possible you missed the post-election episode of South Park. What with all the anti-Trump protests (see #NotMyPresident: Tolerant Anti-Trump Protester Says ‘People Have to Die!’ and INCLUSIVITY: ‘Peaceful’ Hillary Supporters Beat the Crap Out of Trump-Voter). It’s understandable. You want to be wary of any tolerant leftist who might come for your blood, your home, your first born. How dare you not vote for the Cankled Queen, you sexist. Thou shalt be guilted and spat upon. Or forced fed vegan cookies.

According to South Park, the fire-fueled torch parades are just a taste of what’s to come if Hillary Clinton has her way…

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and trust me…my wife is a crazy b****. She and all the other women in the world are about to get payback. And we are all completely f***ed. It’s my fault, really. I’ve done things my whole life the gradually broke her spirit. And now that she’s lost everything? Let me assure you, she is piiiiiiiiiised.

Look, it’s South Park. It’s meant to make us laugh and it does, better at least than “funny” “comedians” on the bewbtube, like Trevor Noah. South Park is seven thousand bajillion times funnier than Samantha “Screech Vagina” Bee. This episode of South Park is satirical. For now. Because at this point, no one is really worried about a vengeful Hillary Clinton. She is not the kind of person to go on the warpath of everyone and anyone who has slighted her. She’s never held court with individuals who mix menstrual blood, semen and breast milk for a spirit cooking. She’s never, I repeat never, left four people to die.

Oh f***…

No, no. Hillary is peaceful. Loving. Nurturing. Therefore this episode is way off base. And obviously racsit and/or sexist. Because that’s what we say now.

So anyone still calling Trump “literally Hitler” while believing their fear-inspiring leader is Mrs. Claus, show them this classic video.

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