In today’s installment of “Social Justice Warrior” dictionary, the word is “Microaggression.” Taught as a legitimate theory at Universities and tumblrs across the country, you’d think that everyone in mainstream America would know the meaning of “Microaggression”. Only when we asked people on the street…
As a matter of fact, the only person who knew what Microaggression meant was… a women’s studies feminist. So again, watch the video above. We’ve created a beginner’s guide to understanding the ins and outs of the complex landscape that is modern “Microaggression theory“! You can thank us later.
COLUMBIA DEFINITION: “microaggression” is a term referring to “commonplace daily verbal, behavioral, or environmental indignities, whether intentional or unintentional, that communicate hostile, derogatory, or negative racial slights and insults toward minority classes.”
REAL MEANING: everyone is super racist, sexist and prejudice even though they think they aren’t and you have no proof that says otherwise. As a matter of fact, no proof is even better than proof… because it’s already like proof anyhow. So shut up and don’t express a different opinion than mine.
Microaggression.
There is a word for that: “bohica” pronounced boh-hee-ka. Bend over here it comes again. Coined by ICU nurses in Lewiston, ME.
Don’t bag on the Aeropress, man. It makes the best coffee in the world.
Micro-aggression is a strategy being employed by the left to further their politically correct agenda. Good luck with that especially with us die hard old farts that are going to call a nigger a nigger, a thug a thug, a commie a commie and a faggot a faggot. Don’t like any of the words I used? GOOD. Because I don’t care what offends you buttercup. I wasn’t put on this earth to bow to your tender sensibilities. I will heap scorn and derision on anyone that thinks they are superior to the “common” man because of their self-perceived status. One last thing buttercups, An illegal alien is, by definition, a criminal. So says the law, so say we all.
Are you sure you’re not a sjw, Mr. Roberts? They’d call many of us those by those names, all the while begging that we refrain from calling them out too.
And, actually many of us fags would like to reserve the right to call ourselves fags as well as all the banned words from the left while reading the banned books from the right… reserving to make arse cheeky innuendos about you as well.. while creating breakthrus in technology, the building blocks of the internet was created for gay porn.
sjws aren’t fond of that, namely as they really don’t like gay porn. Apparently it’s misogynistic.
You know what that means, tho, don’t you? We’ll vote republican, and republican will be the new gay… everyone will be hung like elephants and we’ll be giving to the democratic arses. So celebrate, we’ve become you, you’ve become us.
As per tradition, here’s your toaster.
Just because you don’t want to be politically correct doesn’t mean you have to be a total ass.
Micro aggression tip of the week – How to open a door, if by chance you enter a building in front of a lady who is walking into the building from behind you, slowly open the door and step aside, but immediately apologize since you did not mean to insinuate that she could not open the door herself, next make sure you explain to her that you felt she should have been walking in the front in stead of you since she could also be a door opening leader of the moment too, don’t look at her anywhere but her shoes or slightly to the right of the face with occasional eye contact unless she has a large mole on the right side, in which case you should immediately keep all vision directed at the left eyebrow- and very important do not in any way move toward her in the slightest since you don’t want to be charged with Micro Assault. Now incase she waves you in first,, be sure she isn’t drunk as you may be taking positional advantage with only intoxicated consent which is no consent at all, but really just you’re misogynistic objectification of her, and if she does move forward and walks into the building, unless there is written permission which she provided prior to the meeting allowing and detailing your intentions of following her into the building, you should probably just leave and never come back. Look out for common pitfalls such as dominance of order, assault with an intentional glance, and irreverent throat clearing. Good Luck Gentlemen!
Joseph, you may open a door for me anytime. I have two sons, and my husband and I have brought them up to respect (OMGosh!!!) women, whether or not they appreciate it. Thanks for the laugh!
More wussification of America. Mangina, hipster, douche canoes throughout the country.
It would be nice if all the libtards would move to California and start their own country. They could elect obooger as supreme leader for life, cater to the religion of peace, hate all other religions, trade with Cuba, give Iran anything they want, adopt commie laws or sharia law, abort all unborn, open the southern border to mehico, do all and any drugs, no jails or courts (unless a Christian or Freedom loving type person is in the country), take everything from anyone who works (if there would be anyone), create their own Nazi/commie/muslim flag, ban all oil/gas, use nothing but solar panels/wind, live in caves and eat sticks with extra dirt sauce.
The country would be empty in about 5 years.
I’ve been noticing that Facistbook does not let me like conservatve posts lately. Am I blocked or is this a new trend?
Yeah, the Facistbook is blocking likes again!