We have our co-main event for the Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg scrap. A Union Boss challenged a sitting GOP senator to a fight, and the senator accepted. Only unlike other checks the union boss writes that he ass can't catch, he can't rely on Democrat politicians to bail him out of this one. The GOP senator he challenged is undefeated in MMA.

Markwayne Mullin is the junior Republican senator, a wrestling coach, and a father to two Oklahoma State Wrestling Champions, his son Jayce and his daughter Larra. They were featured in his campaign ad attempting to explain to Democrats what a woman was. He also has 3-0 MMA record fighting for the Xtreme Fighting League. A detail that Teamster boss Sean O'Brien might not have realized when he challenged Mullin to a fight.

As The Hill reports, Mullin is also a successful Oklahoma businessman who did not use union labor before selling his companies. O'Brien's job as a union boss is to bully companies into bending their knee to unions, then trying to get Democrats to change laws when that doesn't work. So the two had beef before a Senate Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee hearing in March where the two had words.

Why it took O'Brien three months to issue the challenge is unclear, but he should have thought it through more. Sen. Mullin named the time (September 30th), the place (Oklahoma), and is giving O'Brien three months to run through a fight camp.

O'Brien has two more days to respond to the challenge, which he has not done as of this writing. I would hope does. After all, he DID say anytime and anyplace. September 30th is a time and Oklahoma is a place. I would hate to find out we live in an America where Teamsters are nothing but pussies.

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