I don’t have to tell you how the west coast has its share of loons. This is due in no small part to the brain-eating bacteria known as leftism. Case in point, this yoga instructor is going all out with a new class made to “stretch out” white supremacy.
Yeah, for reals:
Laura Humpf braced herself for fresh salvos of death threats, rage-soaked slurs and indictments of “reverse racism” from media provocateurs.
This spring, Humpf publicized an “Undoing Whiteness” yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to “unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded” in their “body, mind and heart.” Along with providing a contemplative space, the class would dissect the “pathology of whiteness” — an obliviousness to the batch of privileges society grants white skin — and how it operates in daily life.
I’m just trying to figure out how exactly white supremacy “embeds itself” in someone’s body. Maybe it’s like the xenomorph in Alien, bursting out of people’s chests while wearing a Klan hood. Furthermore, how this gal thinks fancy stretching is gonna make “racists” not racist anymore. This sounds a lot less like a legit thing, and a lot more like the work of a douchetastic conman.
Call me crazy, but something tells me there aren’t a whole lot of white supremacists who are lining up to get in on ancient eastern stretchy-time classes. Unless of course the “white supremacy” this ladyperson is talking about is the fake, made-up kind.
I don’t think these classes are gonna solve anything, other than lining the teacher’s pockets with crisp greenbacks. Actual white supremacy isn’t really even a problem. A dozen douchey hicks holding a white power pancake breakfast isn’t exactly a threat to America. No matter how much the left wishes they were.