We heard it was coming (see Donald Trump to Pull USA Out of Awful Paris Climate Accord). Just when you think the news is slow and shitty, Trump goes and obliterates liberal safe spaces with seventeen thousand bajillan tomahawk missiles… and officially pulls out of the Paris Climate Agreement. Like, with a Rose Garden speech and everything.
The left is stockpiling on diapers, as they’re soiling all the ones they own…
HuffPo right now: "TRUMP TO PLANET: DROP DEAD" pic.twitter.com/q2pSyy805h
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) June 1, 2017
THE AGREEMENT QUITE LITERALLY IMPOSES NOTHING!!!
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) June 1, 2017
If you can square those two tweets with each other, you’re a better dame than I.
Here are the two clips that are getting the left extra stabby…
Donald Trump announces that the US will withdraw from the Paris climate agreement, but will seek to rejoin under new terms pic.twitter.com/LZm0YvAdTQ
— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 1, 2017
BBCWorld: Paris climate accord is "very unfair" to United States, says President Donald Trump … pic.twitter.com/Hiwxj1GLLA
— Bee Bello (@bbello2015) June 1, 2017
So he is going to pull out of the deal… then renegotiate one which better serves the United States: i.e. a deal which doesn’t tell the USA to bend over and take it without lube or dinner first. In other words, Trump told the rest of the globalist mobsters where they can go after they die. Hint: there’s fire. Also hint: our planet isn’t on fire.
Of course what is on fire are all liberals everywhere. Specifically their smug faces. Behold, the glory of it. Warm thyselves. Grab marshmallows.
Great, laugh all you want while the rest of the world gets four years further ahead of the US on a new energy future.
— Brady Kuehl (@happybomber) June 1, 2017
If somebody drives drunk, we arrest him. If he drives national policy recklessly, threatening our planet, we just call him "Mr.President."
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) June 1, 2017
Dear planet, we're sorry. Please just hang on for three and a half more years and we'll fix this. We promise.
— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) June 1, 2017
— Ernest Moniz (@ErnestMoniz) June 1, 2017
Things I don't give a fuck about: Kathy Griffin
Things I do give a fuck about: my kids being able to breathe clean air#Parisclimateaccord
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) May 31, 2017
I mean their faces are practically melting as if they watched the Ark of the Covenant being opened. I think some of them really do believe the world is going to end. But remember, they love science.
But no, Earth isn’t over. The Paris Climate Accord is total crap. Why should the USA, or any other nation, be beholden to an unelected group of globalist bureaucrats who hate us? There’s no good reason. Trump gets it. And for that he deserves a solid round of applause. The real kind, not the sarcastic GIF kind.
Trump has been a mixed bag. But this? 100 percent awesome.