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According to comedian Margaret Cho, “ICE is disgusting. And you can tell they’re like these guys who have never, ever, ever done anything in their lives,” adding that “they’re failures and wannabes.” However, some might argue that obtaining a federal law enforcement position—similar to those within the ranks of the FBI or DEA—would be quite the opposite of a failure. But I digress.

Cho said so many ridiculous things in that video that it’s hard to know where to even start.

Firstly, as previously mentioned, federal law enforcement positions are far more selective than local law enforcement—but that is neither here nor there. Secondly, it’s unclear what her definition of “what a man should be” is, given that she claims they have never lived up to anyone’s expectations. I would assume there is at least one person, maybe even several, who believes that protecting this country’s borders is, at least in part, manly. Additionally, there is no evidence to suggest that ICE officials are “high” on power or that they go after “people smaller than them”; they enforce federal immigration laws. So, while it’s cute that she tried to tug on your heartstrings, it’s doubtful she convinced anyone of what she was trying to convey.

And why does something tell me Cho recently had roots growing out of her toilet? Because her scenario of wishing this upon ICE agents was so extremely descriptive, it wouldn’t be surprising if that actually happened to her.

"I hope that all of your toilets get clogged… clogged by roots growing in from the ground, so that when you try to unclog it with a plunger, nothing happens. Day after day you try, and nothing works, so the mess just collects day after day."

Like, who even says crap like that? Nonetheless, as previously mentioned, it’s doubtful anyone enjoyed that video besides her and the three people who agree with her. And to call that pathetic would be an understatement.

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