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It's been about two and a half years, and I still don't know what the pro-Hamas crowd thinks is going to happen when they heckle Jerry Seinfeld. Like, do these people not know what he does for a living and why he is famous for doing it? Do they think they're going to be the one who makes him forget all facts and reason and side with their cause? All they do is make themselves look silly, as he forgets about them once he gets home and rolls around in all the money he made off of one of the most successful sitcoms of all time.

Especially when you show up to one of his shows. It's one thing to yell at him when you see him in the street. Once you identify yourself as a HECKLER at a COMEDY SHOW, let's just say Jerry eats pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.

The chairperson of the Chicago chapter of the Zohran Mamdani fan club (I'm assuming) was all like:

"[Out-of-context metric that comes from Hamas] our taxpayer dollars, and you're making jokes?"

Well, yeah. He's a comedian. That's literally why everyone paid money to go to his show. It's why you, in theory, paid money to heckle his show and get your 15 minutes of viral fame.

But rest assured, Seinfeld promises to put your money to good use.

I'm gonna find out how much your ticket was, and I'm sending it to Israel!

The whole "turning Seinfeld into public enemy #1 of Palestine" thing cracks me up. The man kept his political opinions to himself for most of his career. Then, one day, he attended a Bari Weiss event while also being a Jew, and leftists haven't calmed down about it.

On one hand, he has seen the antisemitism spreading in Democrat run cities since the day after October 7th, and as someone who is both an American and a Jew, I'm sure he is going to feel a certain way about it. But on the other hand, he's a comedian and regardless of what you are screaming at him, he gots to f*ck with you.

You look like an imbecile for your cause, and you made the Jew look like the good guy. I'd suggest a pow-wow with Queers for Gaza to see if you guys can come up with a more effective strategy.

Making yourself look stupid - or worse, aligning yourself with Macklemore - doesn't effectively send the message you are hoping to portray.

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