GQ named their Worst People of 2015. Now it’s GQ, so yes, the list had a bit of a left wing slant. But coming in at number 5 with a bullet? Hillary Clinton. Maybe had the list not been limited to just one year, Hillary would’ve been up a few more spots. No worries, after this year, the slate will be wiped clean. With a cloth or something.
Okay, yes, we’re slanted here too. We think Hillary is one of the worst people ever (Shock Poll: America Hates Hillary Clinton. What These New Numbers Reveal…), but GQ? This was surprising, especially since it’s completely on target…
Remember Cool Hillary Clinton, back when she was checking her phone with her sunglasses on like a BAWSE and getting drunk with foreign dignitaries on Instagram and shit? Yeah, that Hillary Clinton is gone, kids. Hopelessly corrupt pander-bot 2008 Hillary is back! And remarkably, she seems to believe—yet again—that her lengthy history of cynical, bought-and-paid-for leadership somehow entitles her to the presidency, as if her entire campaign strategy is “I didn’t betray my principles and sell out every last one of my constituents NOT to be president, you guys!” I hope she keeps that Gmail account open. She’s gonna need it after blowing this election.
Mrs. Clinton is number five. It is funny that GQ takes issue with Hillary not being “cool” anymore, then attempts to cite all those fun times Hillary was cool. No guys. Cool Hillary was never a thing. Pantsuits were never fashion forward. Shrill voices didn’t replace Vally Girl (related Hillary Clinton Puts on Fake, Cringeworthy ‘Southern’ Accent in South Carolina…). No woman ever walked into a salon and told her probably super gay stylist “Give me the Hillary Clinton haircut.” Also, even if she had, the super gay stylist would’ve vetoed that he would a one-night stand with Lena Dunham.
Not on the list? Donald Trump. Let that one simmer for a little bit leftists. Bathe yourselves in it.
So as we go into 2016, even people who are normally sympathetic to Clinton are not only seeing her for who she is, but calling her out on it. But don’t get too excited. Temper your expectations a little. Don’t be like those guys on the ground in Benghazi who thought they’d get air support.
Don’t mess this up Republicans.