Remember how Angela Merkel implemented an open (minded) border policy regarding refugees? Ever since, things have been changing in Germany. In a very real, and very rape-centric way. That tends to happen when you take in an a million Sharia-cultured migrants.

An increasing number of public canteens, child daycare centres and schools have stopped serving sausages, bacon and ham over religious considerations. Now members of Chancellor Angela Merkel’s CDU party are fighting to keep pork on the menu, insisting the consumption of pork is part of German culture.

Ah, sweet irony. The German government now scrambles to preserve its culture after extending an open invitation to refugees who want nothing more than to simply destroy their culture. Mind you, they did this despite protests from their own people. It’s such a predictable turn of events that I almost feel bad for laughing.

The issue here is that the vast majority of Syrian migrants are Muslim… which means they are notoriously uninterested in assimilating to any culture that values freedom and/or basic human rights. Especially when those include women’s rights or pork. There have been two European responses to this. Denmark used pork as a deterrent and means to preserve its own culture (see Let Them Eat Bacon: Denmark’s Delicious Solution to Protecting its Culture from Islam). Germany, on the other hand, hasn’t been doing much in the way of protecting its citizens. Repercussions from mass amounts of migrants rushing into their country? Meh.

In fact, their answer to skyrocketing cases of refugee rapists was handing out leaflets asking them not to rape.

Asking them. Not to rape.

Here’s the deal. If it sounds trivial, it’s not. This is emblematic of the problem at large. It starts with bacon. The pork is a seedling. A little tiny seedling, that grows into a great big, Islamic, rape-tree. I know the analogy is tough, but stay with me here. When you have one culture (Islam) who’s entire ideology is based around “conquer by any means necessary,” they tend to win. Not through wars or bomb-vests (though they do that too), but through a willing people attempting to appease them through political correctness. It starts with food, and it ends with rape.

Put another way. It starts with sausage and it ends with… well, sausage.

But #NotAllMuslims, right?

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