Oscars 2017 is upon us! ‘Tis the night when the Hollywood elite meets with the rest of the Hollywood elite to revel in each others eliteness. Also, cleavage. This year, attacking the President of the United States and the people who support him is the hot new fad. Here’s famous celebrity and noted assfunnel George Clooney with a preview…
“The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies and given considerable comfort to our enemies. The fault is not really his (because fear was already present). He merely exploited it, and rather successfully.”
“Citizens of the world must work harder and harder not to let hate win.”
I know, you’re not exactly shocked that George Clooney would be insufferable. In other news, water’s wet and Pelosi’s had work done (see Dear George Clooney: You Prejudiced, Pompous, Dumbass and Clooney: Massive Hypocrite When it Comes to Refugees).
So hold on to your butts, Crowderheads. People who get paid more money than your entire family tree (to play make-believe) are set to lecture you on how to live. And subsequently, wonder why so many Americans just wish that these people would shut their damn mouths. If only for a little while.
For reference, see my recent “debate” with Michael Ian Black.