This morning, surprising no one but all the young girls who’ve been snuggled and sniffed by him, Joe Biden entered the presidential race. He joins fellow lunatics Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Dexter from California, and Buttgig. Among others not notable enough for me to remember their names. It’s not personal, it’s just personal. Eager to welcome the belligerent hair-sniffer, President Donald Trump, who also revealed Joe’s newest nickname:
Welcome to the race Sleepy Joe. I only hope you have the intelligence, long in doubt, to wage a successful primary campaign. It will be nasty – you will be dealing with people who truly have some very sick & demented ideas. But if you make it, I will see you at the Starting Gate!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 25, 2019
I love it. Lemme explain why with a numbered list:
- “Sleepy Joe” isn’t as on the nose as “Creepy Joe” but the moniker makes Joe Biden sound like one of Snow White’s seven dwarves. If Snow White was fond of shoulder rubs and neck nuzzeles from a handsy pervert.
- Trump then calls into question Sleep Joe’s intelligence. How stupid do you have to be, rumored or not, for Trump to question your intelligence? Calm yourselves MAGA fanbois, I think Trump is doing a decent job as El Presidente, but let’s not pretend he’s out there splitting atoms.
- Trump rounds out his insulting tweet by broad stroking the Democrat Party as sick and demented. Let’s run through the facts: pro-abortion even after birth, anti-wall, pro-illegal immigration, pro-stealing more of people’s hard-earned cash, and now pro-letting murderers vote from prison. Yeah, I’d say “sick and demented” is accurate.
This tweet belongs in Trump’s Tweet Hall of Fame. Yes?
- Trump Tweets Hilarious Video. CNN Cries “Help, We’re Under Attack!”
- Donald Trump TROLLS Joe Biden with Hilarious “Joe Biden Groping” Video
- Donald Trump Wins the Internet with SICK BURN on Jim Acosta
- Donald Trump Just Trolled Cher. It’s Glorious!
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) April 25, 2019
Hard to top that one. Makes me giggle every time.