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Dear Violent Liberal Rioters: YOU Are the Fascist Nazis!
Dear rioting crap bags destroying everything in sight:
The gig is up, you insufferable twitwads of human garbage. You've overplayed your hand. You're not holding a royal flush, you're holding four jokers and the instruction card. Which is usually tossed upon the opening of a fresh deck. A full one you clearly do not have. You've bluffed your way for far too long. You're exposed as complete and total frauds. Shitty ones at that.
These "fascists" you're pretending to fight? Seek an uncracked mirror. Preferably one you've yet to trample in your unhinged rage. Because spoiler alert, you're the fascists. You're the Nazis. You're the intolerant hatelords you claim to be fighting. Meaning we have a disturbing diagnosis. You are suffering from both dissociation and projection. Seek professional help, stat. Or use your fists not to hit others but yourselves.
Yes, I'm aware anyone with a public platform and conservative frame of mind is repeating this simple idea: that you're the fascist Nazis. I frankly don't care if everyone else is saying it. The "revelation" needs to be echoed. We need to get this message out in any way possible, even smoke signals where appropriate. Maybe for Elizabeth Warren.
Last night you stormed your own town of Berkeley like the Third Reich. Why? To protest Milo Yiannopolous, a gay conservative. A flaming gay conservative. A flamboyantly flaming gay Jew. Think about it for a second before you break that thing which doesn't belong to you. And please don't pepper spray that woman for simply wearing a hat you found triggering. Pepper spray yourself.
But it gets worse. Thanks to the internet, brown coats like you assemble in destructive mobs all over the country. Like army ants feeding upon a dying gerbel. As such, Hollywood twits are crowning themselves little generals in your movement. A step up from their previous state of Hollywood hill garden gnomes. Ironically some of these shysters compared Trump to Hitler. Like painfully unfunny Sarah Silverman:
This is why you twits are the actual Nazis. Donald Trump was elected fairly. Freely elected. He's been president for two weeks. And already you fascists are calling for THE MILITARY to overthrow him.
Why exactly do you want to overthrow Trump? Because you're projecting your fascism onto him, claiming he's the actual fascist. Claims you've made without actual proof. They're assumptions based on various talking heads. Who don't seem to be talking from their heads as much as out of their anuses. I knew there was gender confusion, but it seems we have some confusion of the rectal variety. Again, seek help.
Look, if there's a party which has adopted the tenets of Hitler, it's not Republican. We've covered this already. It's not hard if what you're actually interested in are FACTS. But you're not, are you? Just in case...
That's right. Madam Pantsuit has more in common with Hitler than the orange-coifed tycoon. Oh and by the way? You dumbasses supported her. Socialist tendencies and all. If the pointy toed boot fits, shove it up your butts. With the aim of pushing your heads out of them. Cranial Realignment Anal Therapy.
Doesn't matter. You wizards of whack clearly care nothing of actual facts. Much the same way you "care" about science. The property of other people. Heck, you don't even care about other people's safety. Faces. Vision. Continued use of the mental faculties... Look, just because you all are borderline functionally retarded doesn't mean you have to brain damage everyone else by hitting them with metal poles. Or is that what you secretly mean when you tout "equality"? You want everyone to be equally dense? Maybe I'm finally catching on.
You've completely disassociated from actual reality. You've freely decided to compare Trump to Hitler, his supporters to Nazis, based purely on your emotions and what public idiots have mindlessly uttered from their cryholes.
Yes, I know I've written that point already. Alas, facts need to be repeated to loons who've flipped the bird to reality. If I could only strap you down in a high chair and force feed these facts to you. Also, there are only two sexes. Male. Female. Truth is a bitch.
Here's the bottom line, you intolerant tighty whities for hats wearing commandos. People who call for the silencing of those with whom they disagree? Fascists. A group which seeks to silence free expression? Fascists. Violence against those who oppose its ideas? Fascists! A movement or a person which seeks to silence the opposition through violence? FASCISTS. No matter how it's phrased (I did it a few times for you dim-witted dullards) a fascist still behaves EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
Donald Trump supporters? They're not destroying your property. They're not pepper-spraying you for your spoken words. But you are. You're the ones behaving like Nazis. You're the ones actively calling for violence against people you disagree with.
Am I making this point clear enough? You embody all that you claim to hate. You're psychotic diseases without even knowing it. You need to seek help. Of the psychiatric variety. If not that, please cloister yourselves away from the public. To spare them of your irrational violence.
You've been unmasked. You rioters "protesting" a freely elected president who's yet to do anything unconstitutional, proves you're not interested in freedom, the constitution or the rights of others (like freedom of speech). You're interested in silencing dissent through violence.
Stop spray painting buildings with swastikas. Wear the swastikas on your sleeves.