Kid Rock for Senate. Yes, this is what we’re talking about now. It’s most likely a PR stunt for a new album or possibly a new merchandise line (see Kid Rock Launches ‘American Badass Grill’ by Blowing Up Grills ‘Made in China’ and Liberals Seek Cover! Kid Rock Launches Pro-Trump Clothing Line). But, because Donald Trump has the left all flustered, they actually have to take it seriously.
Chuck Schumer, for one, is not amused…
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer has also seized on the rock star’s supposed campaign bid. The New York Democrat sent an email blast to supporters Thursday with the subject line “ummmm … Kid Rock?!”
“Kid Rock — yes, Kid Rock — tweeted that he’s running for Senate in Michigan,” the email reads. “He even launched a Senate website operated by a record label. So, I’ll be honest, we don’t know if this is real, a joke, or a bizarre publicity stunt. But I’ll tell you this: I don’t find it funny.”
“In the Trump era, we can’t afford to take this tweet as a joke,” Schumer continued. “At a time when Senate Republicans are desperate to grow their ranks while pushing to rip health care from millions of Americans, we cannot afford to think of this as a publicity stunt.”
We reached out to a Kid Rock spokesman for a rebuttal…
Interesting that Chuckie brings up healthcare. Seeing as the colossal fecal-bomb called Obamacare is in part responsible for putting his party in the minority. Leftists have done such a crap job of running the country, now the bad guy from Joe Dirt, who may or may not even be serious about running, is seen as a credible threat.
Not to downplay Trump’s impressive victory over the pantsuited she-beast. But, the Democrats were given control of the ‘Murica plane. Their first and only act as Captain? Pointing the nose of the plane straight toward the ground. It’s not hard to see why everyone grew tired of the Democrats’ bullhickey. The Republicans could have run a monkey in a suit against Hill-dawg and still come out on top in 2016.
This speaks volumes about the condition of the Democratic Party. They’ve become so beaten down and pathetic, they’re worried about being unseated by a musician who jumps between genres like an indecisive tranny.
Did it ever cross the Dems’ minds that the rise of Donald Trump and Kid Rock as viable candidates might be a symptom of their failure and not a cause of it. Maybe if the left had done their jobs well, as opposed to wrecking everything they touch, they wouldn’t be in this predicament of having to fear the guy who wrote “Bawitdaba.”
Ain’t it hysterical?