I'm your ice cream man
Call the cops when I'm passing by.
I'm your ice cream man
Call the cops when I'm passing by.
'Cause CBS News says
Your granny is gonna die.
- Van Halen "Ice Cream Man (COVID REMIX)"

People are snitching on the ice cream man. That's where we're at in our in our COVID-19-induced panic (see COMEDIAN MOCKS AMERICANS' BLIND FAITH IN THE MEDIA AND THE 'NARRATIVE' and TEXAS JUDGE ENCOURAGES TEXANS TO SNITCH ON VIOLATORS OF GOVERNOR'S ORDERS). Snitching on a guy who brings ice cream to the neighborhood. And not only snitching on him. Calling the media and having the media amplify the snitching.

I'd like to take a Bomb Pop and shove it up Brad Edwards' ass sideways. Don't worry. I'd make sure to wear a mask and would wash my hands for at lease twenty seconds afterwards.

How about this: Instead of calling the cops or the media, if you don't like that the ice cream man isn't wearing a mask, just don't buy ice cream from the ice cream man. One of two things will happen. Either enough people won't buy delicious treats from him and he'll have to decide to wear a mask to make money. Or, you can just not buy ice cream and he can sell ice cream to your neighbors, whom you can then also snitch on for not wearing a mask. Enjoying the multiple orgasms you get from snitching on everyone for not following the narrative.

Calling 911 on the ice cream man. That's where we are now.

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