Political discourse, if that’s what you can still call it, has been heating up to dangerous levels lately. It seems as though leftists are no longer content to agree to disagree with their non-pinko peers. Instead, sacrificing their last bit of decency to become a bunch of harassing dicklords. It’s nothing now to see a herd of pudgetastic leftist wildebeests stampeding Republicans at work or at eating facilities.
Some lefties, like this douchetastic soy aficionado, want to take it even further. By harassing conservatives where they sleep. No joke:
Tell me again why we shouldn't confront Republicans where they eat, where they sleep, and where they work until they stop being complicit in the destruction of our democracy. https://t.co/YEft6pmc7o
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) September 28, 2018
Yeah, I ain’t so sure that’s a good idea. I’ll let my yarmulke-clad compadre, Ben Shapiro, lay out the problem with little Ian’s plan.
Because if you confront me where I sleep — in my own home — it's not unlikely you get shot. https://t.co/iPwgwvEGbN
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 28, 2018
Yeah, when harassment spills over onto private property, there’s gonna be problems. Let’s not pretend like all of these lefties have the best of intentions, either. It’s important for them to know the consequences, should they take their dickery too far. Namely, the semitic stud himself waiting on the other side of the door, packing a 12-gauge with an itchy trigger finger. Just dying to yell “Mazel Tov!” and tickle the boom switch.
What’s funny is it’s never once crossed my mind to post up outside Nancy Pelosi’s
crypt house to annoy her into refraining from killing any more babies. Being an authoritarian wench. Raping me in the butt with taxes. Though, there are plenty of things I’d like to say to Nance. Unfortunately, listing them here would go well beyond our policy of keeping things PG-13.
Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with confronting people, so long as you come in peace. After all, this is the home of “Crowder Confronts.” Though, it’s probably in the left’s best interest if they confine their confronting to the workplace. During business hours. Lest they end up on the receiving end of some buckshot. Just saying.
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