I know Andrew Cuomo has to set his pandering to stun. It’s an election year. Running in the primary against him is Whatsherface from Sex in the City. He still thinks he’s running for president. His less stupid brother, Chris, still thinks speaking in front of a camera makes him smart. Delusion runs strong in the Cuomo clan. Like this story. Maybe Andrew just confused Mount Neboh Baptist Church in Harlem with Yuk Yuks in Schenectady. But read this. I’ve never heard of a joke go over like a wet fart in church before.
— Joseph Spector (@GannettAlbany) March 26, 2018
“I want you to know as a matter of full disclosure, I am a Catholic. Catholics basically believe the same teachings that Baptists believe,” he said. “We just do it without the rhythm. But we try. We are not as without rhythm as some of our Jewish brothers and sisters.”
Cuomo even singled out the off-beat swaying of Democratic consultant Hank Sheinkopf, a former campaign adviser who is Jewish, who was sitting in the front row wearing a yarmulke.
“I was watching Mr. Sheinkopf here in the front row moving to the music,” Cuomo said of the politico, who was ordained as an Orthodox rabbi in 2011.
As already stated, it’s sad Chris Cuomo is the less doucheburgery Cuomo. Momma and Dadda Cuomo didn’t mate as successfully as, say, the Hemsworths.
We don’t do the outrage thing at LwC. If I’m offended by anything, it’s poorly crafted comedy. Yeah, we all know the answer to “whatabout if a conservative said yackity schmackity.” That’s not the point here. Cuomo tried to be funny. He donned a tutu, then lept through fields of rakes. If that analogy is too high brow for you, I have another one: Andy walked up to a toilet. Stuck his head inside it, then cleaned it with his hair. Leave your version of what Andy did in the comments. It’s bound to be better than the “I made thousands of dollars through this obvious scheme, here’s my comment full of typos and grammar errors” comments.
Andy Cuomo would probably feel like a jerk if he had any shame at all. Which, being a Cuomo, he probably doesn’t. The shame gene doesn’t run in the family (see Andrew Cuomo Pretends He’s Dead For Gun Control #NationalWalkoutDay and Pandering Moron Andrew Cuomo Claims He’s an Immigrant. He Was Born in NYC…).
Advice to Andy here: fewer jokes. More oppo videos on Miranda Hobbs.