We introduced you yesterday to the dumbest Star Wars outrage yet. Little did we know that MSNBC’s Melissa Harris Perry would view that as a challenge. And that sorry broad rose to the occasion. Oh boy, did she rise to the occasion.
That’s right true believers, Star Wars is inherently racist. Because obviously.
Wait, no. That was a satirical scene from a movie that makes fun of the following, REAL clip, where Melissa Harris Perry is being serious. Also, MSNBC is still considered by some to be a news network. Yes, those words appeared in that order to frame that sentence.
Yeah, like, the part where he was totally a black guy whose name basically was James Earl Jones, who, and we were all, but while he was black, he was terrible and bad and awful and used to cut off white men’s hands, and didn’t, you know, actually claim his son. But as soon as he claims his son and goes over to the good, he takes off his mask and he is white. Yes, I have many, many feelings about that, but I will try to put them over here.
The best part about this clip is where she says she had been talking about this with people ALL DAY. Meaning that she forced people to listen to her SJW drivel for an entire daily news cycle.
In other news: camera operators #1 and #2 for the Melissa Harris Perry program have reportedly blown their brains out.
But the biggest takeaway here is that Melissa Harris Perry’s rationale for being anti-Star Wars, is in and of itself racist.
He use to cut off white men’s hands!
No. He’s Darth Vader. He cut off men’s hands. Period. Not because he was a black guy. Because he was a bad guy. As a matter of fact, the only reason he cut off a “white man’s hand” was because said man was his son… and Darth Vader is white. Darth Vader the white guy, cut off his white son’s hand. Got it?
Unless you’re insinuating that there’s an epidemic of black men cutting off white men’s hands…
he didn’t, you know, actually claim his son. But as soon as he claims his son and goes over to the good, he takes off his mask and he is white.
Wait, is Melissa Harris Perry implying that fatherless households are a real problem in the black community? Well, I don’t necessarily disagree, but when Conservative economists (like Thomas Sowell) have pointed that out for years, Melissa Harris Perry herself would scream…
The point here is that nobody in mainstream America is ascribing Darth Vader’s evilness to being a black guy. Nobody. Only Melissa Harris Perry.
Tell me again, who’s the racist?