Philly teens attempt to loot a Florida sporting goods store, discover the hard way that Florida actually enforces the law

Eight Philadelphia teenagers were in Polk County, Florida, for a football tournament and had nothing to do. It was boring hanging out at the hotel, so they called an Uber, went to a Dick's Sporting Goods, and attempted to steal from it. "Attempted" is the keyword here, because Polk County isn't Philadelphia. Laws are enforced, stealing is frowned upon, and committing crime lands you in jail. The bonus of committing a crime in Polk County is having Sheriff Grady Judd roast you publicly for it.

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