Censorship aficionado and world's leading douche bucket Mark Zuckerberg (see Report Confirms Facebook Wanted to Ban Trump Posts and Leaked Docs Reveal Employees Manipulate ‘Facebook Trending’) has traveled the country quite a bit lately. In that time, Zuck has said that while he wants to leave the border wall around his Hawaiian fortress (to see how real people live), he's not currentlylooking to run for President. A slam against Trump, sure, but also a statement for which zero tears have been shed.

Some context: Mark recently bathed in hot water for trying to boot Native Hawaiians from their land, so he could have even MOAR land. Please bear that in mind here...

We know this political schtick. See how he disagreed with X and agreed with Y? Zuckerberg is so fair and balanced! So special and enlightened, is he.

Sure, most of his "argument" is boilerplate leftist tripe. He's making use of a common misconception among social justice warriors - that there's no difference between a legal and illegal immigrant (see NOT SATIRE: Liberal Doesn't Know the Difference Between Illegal and Legal Immigrants...).

Yes, Mark, hundreds of years ago, we were a country of immigrants (read Actually, No. Immigrants Are Not the "Backbone of America." America Is...). What we're talking about today are ILLEGAL immigrants. Please do try and keep up. Maybe stop getting news from Facebook.

Lesson? Smarmy hobgoblins like Zuckerberg make up the puke collage of the modern left. You can usually gauge a liberal's insanity by how hypocritical they are. Take Mark's situation, for instance. A wall for me, but not for thee. He can't wait to protect his land with giant fences and anti-immigrant security. But the rest of America? Nope, you're hateful immigrant haters.

Someone has to exercise "tolerance," after all. And better you Facebook users than the Facebook creator...

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