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crimeDecember 11, 2023
Woman gets arrested for stealing a car, what tipped police off was that her license plate was handwritten in marker
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A woman, who is very, very smart, decided it was a great idea to fake a license plate by handwriting it.
"A California woman was arrested after she was spotted with a handwritten fake license plate on the back of a suspected stolen car."
"The suspect, 38-year-old Angel Rachiene Bolton, wrote the license plate numbers with a thick black marker on what police believed to be printer paper and then taped it to the back of a silver Kia Rio LX, which was reportedly stolen out of Alameda, according to the Benica Police Department."
"We know we are not superheroes, but just FYI this is NOT a way to get one over on us," the police department wrote in a Facebook post regarding the incident.
And what is the best part regarding this whole ordeal, you ask? Well, the woman was so freaking smart that her fake handwritten registration was also expired.
According to Fox News, "To make matters even worse, police said the counterfeit plate’s tags were expired, reading "JAN 2023" where a real registration sticker should be."
The incident happened in late Nov. So Jan. 2023 would have indeed been expired plates.
"Pro tip: At least make the “registration” current," according to the police statement.
She really duck-taped that sign on there, looked at it, and said "Yep, looks legit to me." I just cannot deal with this level of stupidity on a Monday.
On the bright side, if she goes to prison she can learn how to make a real license plate.
The interesting about this story is that had she left the stolen plates on, she might have not been pulled over. But because she thought she was so smart, that led to her demise. But when you are that retarded, it is honestly inevitable she would have ended up in jail one way or another.
The most terrifying thing about all of this is that someone as dumb as her has been able to vote for at least 20 years. This is why California is a one-party state. It is because they have idiots like her voting.
But honestly, how can someone be that stupid? How is that even possible? That is just too dumb to function.
To her credit, at least she did not fake a hate crime or her kidnapping.
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