We're usually on the ball when it comes to calling out the next SJW/feminist induced faux outrage, but this one caught us with our pants down. (NOTE: 'pants down' in this instance is merely a colloquialism and not meant to perpetuate and/or aggravate patriarchal 'rape culture'.)

So, in 1983, Princess Leia wore a bikini in "Return of the Jedi." Knowing Star Wars super-fans, the toy was probably involved in some pretty weird basement activities. In 2015, the toy is still being sold...shockingly, upsetting those on the left.

If grown-ass nerds want to fap to their creepy rape fantasies of a once formidable feminist icon getting molested by a glorified slug of an alien, that’s one thing. But presenting it to kids is something else entirely, especially when its the only representation of the character available in the Black Series, and some of the other past Star Wars toy lines.

Complaints about the overly sexualized figurine from the overly sexualized image from what is ostensibly a children’s movie is nothing new. Never mind the fact that it’s a sexualized image of a woman who has been robbed of consent.

Carrie Fisher herself made a big joke about it.

Star Wars Episode 7 has had the left in a tizzy for a while. First, it was that the cast wasn't diverse enough. Then, it was cherry picking a few tweets from stupid people in order to fabricate a controversy over a black guy in a storm trooper costume. You know, because Star Wars fans who embraced Lando Calrissian and Mace Windu would totes have a problems with Stormtrooper #4.

But this...we apologize for our pants down. (NOTE: we've now been made aware of how the colloquialism 'caught with our pants down' could be seen as perpetuation of modern 'rape culture'. We do not apologize.)