Ready your mind grapes for triggersome facts. The WHO (no, not that Who) released an outbreak statement about hepatitis A in light of the Pride festivals slated to take place over the next month. They meant to warn certain demographics who wear certain leather outfits and wave certain rainbow flags to make smart sexual decisions. Because, it appears, all that gay is beginning to catch up to them. Here's looking at you,
An outbreak of hepatitis A has spread over the past year among gay men in Europe, the United States and Chile, and upcoming gay pride events and a vaccine shortage could worsen the situation, the World Health Organization said on Wednesday.
The WHO said up to 2 million international guests were expected to attend the LGBT World Pride Festival in Madrid between 23 June and 2 July, with "moderate to high" risk of person-to-person sexual transmission of hepatitis A.
Regardless of all the offended FEELS, this could have been avoided were it not for reckless sexual relations of a queer nature. Apparently personal responsibility and LGBT don't mix well...
It said the rise in cases was "of particular concern from a public health perspective because of the current limited availability of hepatitis A vaccine worldwide", and most of the affected countries has routinely recommended vaccinations for gay men.
These chappy lads were too busy fairying it up to bother proactively protecting their health. Supposedly. W(h)ine and Paint Night waits for no one. How are they supposed to fit in vaccinations while binge watching Ru Paul's Drag Race?
That was sarcasm, of course. Not to be confused with "scar chasm," or what man-trannies refer to as a vagina.
Gay dudes may put loads of energy into maintaining a beautiful wardrobe and impeccable hairstyle. But stay up to date on their shots? Talk to the hand. Unless we're talking jello shots off the tummy of an 18-year-old theater king. The point remains, by refusing to get vaccinated, LGBT has put way more people at risk. All courtesy of their gayness. #LoveWins?