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Smug White Liberals Return Dead Parents' Degrees to Talladega College... Because Trump?!
It's a theory here- that most race-related SJW controversies are less about the African-Americans involved, more about white liberals wanting to impress other white liberals over how "woke" they are. Just take a look at #OscarsSoWhite. Black filmmakers? They don't care (see “Empire” Creator on #OscarsSoWhite: ‘Shut Up and Do Good Work!’ and Even ‘Black-ish’ Sitcom Creator Says “I’m Tired of Talking About ‘Diversity’…”). So when there's drama over Talladega College marching at the Trump Inaugural, and people like LeVar Burton think it's ok, leave it to white liberals to say, "Nah bruh, I got this."
Like, returning your DECEASED PARENTS degrees to the college, just because of Trump.
If like me, you clicked the "read more" button because you believe in getting the full story, firstly you should pat yourself on the back. Thoroughness. Boom, son. But if you saw just how long the diatribe went on and said "No, I'd rather pick lint out of my navel," lemme give you a summary of what the looooooooong letter actually said:
Virtue signal, virtue signal, I care, I care, I care, blah blah blah "racism," blah blah blah "sexism" blah blah blah I care I care I care, I'm disappointed in your decision for students who wanted to do something cool like march at a presidential inauguration how dare they undermine their own culture, I love black people, my parents are dead they can't say otherwise so screw them.
Time I saved you: five minutes. Number of eye-rolls I spared you: about seven. There's no need to thank me, I'm here all week.
Fortunately, I still find great amusement in the absolute butt-munchery of virtue-signalling bed-wetters, who can't wait to tell the entire world just how many craps they give about issues no one of actual merit or importance cares about. If you're not also finding amusement in these little ventures into virtue signaling, you may want to learn to love it. We've got at least four more years of it. Revel in it, my friends. Use it to condition your hair. Sprinkle it on creaky hinges. Substitute for butter. Wait... no not the last one. Butter is life.
Incidentally, this kind of internet whineage is one reason Trump won. So let's hope these diaper-clad dunderheads keep it up. We got elections in 2018.