I remember back in the olden days, when SNL’s Weekend Update with Dennis Miller (this is pre-political Miller) used to be the thing I’d look forward to the most. Nowadays, Weekend Update is just another vehicle for pushing leftist politics.
This week’s subject? I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with schmun Schmontrol.
I mean, who are these delicate snowflakes that we can’t just tell them, ‘No, you are not allowed to have 40 guns anymore, Earl. From now on you can have one gun, max, and six bullets.’ If you can’t hit what you’re shooting for you in six shots, then your ass need to learn karate or use your words.
That’s the problem; the whiny 3% that needs to feel secure all the time. That’s why I think we should do a buy-back program. For every gun you trade in, we give you one half inch of penis enlargement.
Oh golly, the dreaded “compensating for something” joke. I’ve never heard that one before.
So, they’re attacking all us gun owners because one of them turned out to be a grade-A douchelord? Using that logic, the next time I’m cut off in traffic by a Volkswagen Jetta with “meat is murder” and “Hillary ’16” bumperstickers, I should just vilify the entire left.
We know SNL still has it in them to be funny. We saw that just last week (see SNL Takes a Dig at Leftist Millennials with Levi’s Commercial Parody…). But, this bit was unoriginal, lame comedy. If comedy is what you’d even call it. All I saw was regurgitated leftist talking points with a laugh track added.
Leftist “entertainers” hurl insults at half of America, then wonder why their ratings are headed for the Marianas Trench. At the same time they’re lecturing us about how evil we are for owning hand cannons, they’re proving just how ignorant they really are on the subject.
Yet, they’re still scratching their heads as to why Trump happened.