This week, I had the opportunity to appear on the "Joe Rogan Experience" out in Los Angeles.

Yes, that Joe Rogan.

Yes...me.

Yes, LANGUAGE WARNING.

We covered many topics, including MMA (duh), how women beat up men more than men beat up women, and lesbians beat up each other more than anyone else. Yes really. Because it's true. Speaking of freaky things, Lena Dunham comes up quite a few times, but never in a positive light. After all, how do you defend someone who falsely accused rape? We talked about it. Also her dad's disturbing paintings. Have you seen them? We go there so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Joe and I also talked about the Planned Parenthood scandal, Atheism vs. Christianity, and whether or not our wives beat us up. Oh, and Joe Rogan talked about his five your old calling out Caitlyn Jenner. Priceless.

Overall, great time with Rogan.