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WATCH: Pig Wrestler Throws Animal Rights Activist Over Fence
Bacon! It comes from a pig. Ham! It comes from a pig. Pork chops! Well, you get the idea...
Admit it. You LOVE pigs. You do. Especially if they're extra crispy. Or honey glazed. Delicious.
Here's the beef. Errrr, pork. Whatever you want to call it.
If you like eating pig... but you protest pig wrestling... you might be a leftist lune. Yes, protesting pig wrestling - a decades old tradition of a team of humans vs. a living slab of pork in a ring of mud - is now a thing for liberals.
Because wrestling da widdle piggies is cruel. (Eating them is not.)
ProTip for any of our leftist friends looking for a pig-wrestling competition to protest: if they're wrestling a pig, in mud, they're probably not going to be afraid of you and your rainbow colored wig. Maybe try for a scarier look? Just a thought.
For those of you who DO plan to picket an event of this nature, allow me to pass along a few helpful tips: a) bring more people with you than are actually participating in the event. b) know your competition. c) bulk up. Those wrestlers aren't fooling around here. d) spend a few extra hours in a mud pit this week.
Sound ridiculous? Think we're making this up? We're not. Check out the video below. A group of crazy leftists in rainbow wigs decided to intervene on a pig's behalf... and ended up getting tossed over the fence. Seriously. Watch it.