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WATCH: Michelle Obama wants you to Eat Your 'Effing' Vegetables. Yes, Really...
But seriously. "FnV"? Somebody actually thought that was a great name for a kid's program? How much did that cost? Fruit and Veggies... brilliant. Also, how does this picture NOT terrify you, let alone your children?
Hey, kids. You want this tomato? Mmmmm. Raw tomatoes. Uh...what's Jimmy doing with his face?