Someone edit Alisyn Camerota’s Wikipedia page. She’s now owned by John Sununu. If you’re triggered by that joke, what the heck are you doing reading this website? Find an adult and tell them you’re lost.
Alisyn Camerota had the gall (or stupidity, it’s a fine line for CNN lackeys) to ask/accuse John Sununu about the elusive “Trump Hearts Russia OMG” non-scandal the media has been pushing like meth since Cankles lost the election.
Instead of answering with politically correct gobbledegook, he wrecked her face. Then devoured it.
Camerota: I’m trying to actually take your temperature. I’m trying to gauge your comfort level with all of this.
Sununu: The only discomfort I have is with folks in the media trying to create a veniality without having the courage to specifically tell me what the veniality that I should concerned about is.
Camerota: You should be concerned if there was collusion.
Sununu: I don’t see any evidence of collusion. Do you?
Sununu: That should end your reporting right there.
Actually, while I was working on this, @GuyFakeName tweeted this picture of Camerota behind the scenes at CNN.
God willing, the White House is sending the Sununu clip around to other surrogates, saying, “Here, be this guy.” Complete with powerpoint, laser pointers, and appropriate desktop dancing. Hip gyration is appropriate here.
There has been some ownage over media’s coverage of Russia (see GOP Rep. Pete King: ‘Hillary Has More Russia Ties Than Trump…’ and ‘The View’ Harpies Screech Over Russian Election Hacking. Condoleezza Rice Explains Why They’re Wrong…). But so far this one takes the baklava.
Greater lesson before we part ways to find other CNN minions in need of facial reorganizations: it’s only a “smoking gun” if there’s smoke coming from a gun. All the media has for this “TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PUTIN, OMG!” that I can see is a drawing of a gun. A crayon drawing. Of what could be a gun. Or maybe it’s actually a crayon drawing of a pop tart sort of shaped like a gun. That’s really not enough evidence, CNN. Keep looking for the missing jet.
Not that CNN was ever concerned with accuracy, but here’s our take on “RUSSIA PROVIDES TRUMP WITH FRESH UNDIES, OMG!” scandal.