WATCH: Fordham Student Goes Off, Claims MAGA Hat Violates "Safe Space"
Leftists claim we're living in the movie Idiocracy. Really though, it's more like PCU. You can't write a sketch mocking leftists on college that is more ridiculous than actual leftists on campus. Especially in the age of Trump (see BANSHEE-PUFF: College Snowflake Screams Bloody Murder… Over a Trump Sign? and Video: Student Steals ‘Genocidal’ MAGA Hat. Demands Owner Be Punished…). Today, we have a new installment of "I Can't Believe These People Are Entering the Workforce Soon."
Let's travel to the Boogie Down. Bronx, NY. A cafe at Fordham University. A few students went for a bear claw and a mochaccino. However, one of them was wearing a "Make American Great Again" hat. Which I'm sure they totally didn't do just to troll morons. We're supposed to believe it was only luck the camera was perfectly set up. Game respects game, is all I'm saying.
Courtesy of those meddling kids at Campus Reform.
“I am protecting my customers,” the president said.
“We are your customers, we bought something,” a CR member replied.
“I don’t want people like you supporting this club… no one here wants people like you supporting our club,” the president retorted. “I am giving you five minutes.”
A student then asked for a refund, to which the president responded, “[y]ou had some coffee… do not try to outsmart me.”
You can outsmart this person simply by asking her "How do you confuse a moron?" or "a sphincter says what?"
Let's continue. This dingbat isn't done.
“You are threatening the integrity of our club. This is a community standard—you are wearing hats that completely violate safe space policy,” she said. “You have to take it off or you have to go.”
One of the students then asked the president to explain what she thinks the MAGA hat stands for, to which she replied, shouting: “Fascism, Nazis! You have three minutes.”
College. On one hand, I'm glad I've been out for twenty years.
On the other, videos like this look like I'd probably at least have a little fun.
Remember, if you're going to purposefully trigger an idiot, get it on camera. So the rest of us can LOL! at them.